Mark Robinson Under Fire: Shocking Revelations About GOP Governor Candidate:-
Let’s kick things off with breaking news out of the north Carolina’s governor’s race, where the Republican candidate is Mark Robinson, a hardcore conservative who is on the record with statements like this. Ain’t nothing but men and women. Ain’t but two genders. Worst Professor Ever.
This guy is pretty anti the gays. It is internet history that will embarrass him at all. Shocking new details about the Republican running for governor of battleground North Carolina, the state’s current lieutenant governor, Mark Robinson.
Robinson’s Scandal Uncovered:-
A CNN investigation finds that Robinson for years posted on a porn site, starting in 2008.It takes the man out whilst leaving the person in. And yeah a ‘perv’ too!” i wager there are extra than genders while it is time to jerk it. I imply, it says that right inside the bible, right? Like, if you couldn’t read it, it’s because the pages were stuck together. I mean, look, this is not going to play well with his base. His political base, not his the base of the never mind.
Hypocrisy Exposed: Robinson’s Internet History Raises Questions:-
I mean, is there anything else he said on these sites? REPORTER: Robinson called himself a, quote, “Black Nazi,” and when describing then-President Barack Obama, writing, quote, “I take Hitler over any of the that’s in Washington right now! It even goes beyond that. Another disturbing post, Robinson defended slavery, writing, quote, “Slavery is not that bad” and “I wish they would bring slavery back. I would certainly buy a few.” I take it back.
The Oddity of Commenting on a Po*n Site:-
I think maybe his base will still like him. I mean, the whole thing is just kind of it cancels out. You know what I mean? The craziest combination of scandals I’ve ever seen. You’re not there to make friends. You’re spending way too much time on porn sites if you’re getting into your views on slavery, OK? Like, most people are there to watch porn, and you’re like, here’s my problem with the Emancipation Proclamation.
Trump’s Praise of Robinson and Rally Shenanigans:-
However, if you are a politician instead of Nazi stuff, make it uplifting. Like, you know, once I’m done jerking off, let’s work together to solve the housing crisis. Mark Robinson to the guy who called him “better than Martin Luther King.” It’s Donald Trump. Last night, he held a rally in Long Island, otherwise known as the Florida of New York. And I know you’re thinking, is New York a swing state? No, it’s not. But Trump just wanted to go someplace where people were more bronzer than him. Now, at the rally, Trump did his usual rant about how New York has turned into a third world hellhole, and to prove his point, he brought out a New York icon that has decayed beyond all recognition Rudy Giuliani.
The Fallout from False Accusations: Springfield, Ohio’s Cat Scandal:-
And good luck trying to outrun Rudy Giuliani on three whiskeys. But one of the big stories of the night was that Trump said he’s going to visit Springfield, Ohio, and not for the lovely attractions like Buck Creek State Park or any of the other stuff. Trump is going to Springfield so he can continue spreading lies about Haitian immigrants eating cats, even though journalists .
Cat Drama Takes a Ridiculous Turn:-
Although, in a way, Vance’s plan did work, because lying about this did bring attention to another bigger issue, that these guys are all super racists. So very sneaky, JD. For more on this, let’s go live to Springfield, Ohio, with our very own Troy Iwata. Troy, holy .What happened to you? Well, Ronny, I interviewed Miss Sassy, the cat. And just like her name implies, she really OK, wait, wait. You interviewed the cat? Why? Because this whole story didn’t make any sense to me.
Trump supporters being racist, JD Vance being an unlikable, attention-seeking . It doesn’t add up. And it’s pretty clear to me what happened. Miss sassy is a talking cat who has gone grilled herself and blamed it on the Haitians. OK. And why would she do all that? Because she’s a cat, OK? And cats love drama. And when I called her out on it, she started crying and saying that she hasn’t been herself since she was kidnapped by Venezuelans who tried to give her gender reassignment surgery. And when I said, that’s and you know that’s Sassy, she did this. OK, OK, OK. I can’t– I can’t believe a house cat brought a whole state into an anti-immigrant frenzy. Miss Sassy is not a house cat. She’s a diabolical. I’ve just received some breaking news, though. Oh, my god. OK, so Miss Sassy has been kidnapped by ISIS. They say they’re going to convert her to Islam unless Trump wins the election.